Here's some good advice from a redneck my husband just sent me (the advice, not the redneck, that is).
"Here's some Southerly advice that may come in handy down the road a piece... Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with 'em."
Purdy smart, dem boys. Gotta love 'em...